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SARAH v. EMMA — “Just one fry” larceny, first degree

CASE #0061 JURY IS OUT 2,341 JURORS SEATED
14hours
22minutes
09seconds
LIVE TALLY · PUBLIC VOTEupdated just now
51%GUILTY
NOT GUILTY49%
1,204 votes for GUILTY 1,137 votes for NOT GUILTY
The court presents

Evidence & arguments

THE PROSECUTIONSARAH
Exhibit A

“Your honor, she said she wasn't hungry. Then she ate eleven of my fries. Eleven. I counted. The waiter counted.”

THE DEFENSEEMMA — represented by audacity
🍟

“The defendant pleads the Communal Fry Doctrine, and notes the plaintiff ‘always orders too many anyway.’ She has offered one (1) fry in restitution.”

Juror instructions

How do you find the defendant?

One vote per juror · verdict at zero hour · your service is permanent record

GUILTY

JUROR #1,247 · CASE #0061
YOUR VOTE IS RECORDED. YOUR CONSCIENCE IS YOUR OWN.

Juror #2,318: “lock her up. the fries were loaded.”
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